Saturday, September 22
The Cabin in the Woods is the greatest movie ever. Go watch it.
(Seriously though, I can't think of anything I can say about this movie that isn't a spoiler. It is spoiler material from start to finish. That is how amazing and awesome this movie's story is from the first few seconds to the last few seconds. There is absolutely no reason to not go watch this movie right now. NO. REASON.)
(For real. Go watch it. It costs a fricking dollar to rent it on Redbox.)
(OK OK, I will say, it is extremely entertaining, it has created an entirely new bar for the rare horror comedy genre, and you should definitely not watch it with kids. I have no idea how they balanced horror with comedy so well. This movie seriously blew my mind with how amazing it was.)
(GO WATCH IT.)